Things To Do On A Stag Do: Complete Guide & Key Details
So, the best man has spoken. The dates are set. It’s time to plan the ultimate stag do.
This is a sacred mission. A rite of passage, if you will. The groom deserves a send-off to remember. Or, at least, to try and remember.
Let’s dive in. Forget the usual clichés. We’re going rogue.
The Classics: But With a Twist
Okay, okay. Some traditions are hard to break. Like, say, a pub crawl. But let’s make it epic.
Instead of just wandering aimlessly, why not theme it? Think ‘Around the World in 80 Pints’. Each pub represents a different country. You’ll need a passport and some questionable accents.
Or how about a gentleman’s club? Not that kind of club. We mean a proper, old-school one. Think leather chairs and hushed whispers.
We're talking about a high-end whisky tasting. Or perhaps a cigar lounge. Classy, sophisticated, and with a high chance of everyone falling asleep by 10 pm. Perfect.
Adventure Time: Unleash Your Inner Child
Who says stags are just about drinking? Let’s get active.
Paintballing is a classic. But have you considered goggle-less paintballing? Just kidding. Safety first, always. Unless you’re really, really drunk.
What about something a bit more… unique? Axe throwing, anyone? It’s surprisingly therapeutic. And you can impress your mates with your lumberjack skills.
Or, for the truly brave, indoor skydiving. Feel the rush without the actual falling out of a plane bit. It’s a win-win.
We’re also big fans of go-karting. Especially when there’s a bit of friendly sabotage involved. Who knew Dave from accounts was so competitive?
The "Unpopular" Opinions: You Might Hate Them, But Hear Us Out
Here’s where we get controversial. Brace yourselves.
My unpopular opinion? Karaoke is a stag do essential. Yes, I said it. The wailing, the off-key high notes, the sheer embarrassment. It’s gold.
Bonus points if you can convince the groom to sing a power ballad. Preferably one with a lot of screaming.
Another one: Board games. Shocking, I know. But hear me out. A strategic game of Settlers of Catan can lead to more drama than any pub brawl.
Who knew alliances could be so fragile? And the betrayal! Chef's kiss.
And finally, my personal favourite: a themed fancy dress night. But not just any fancy dress. Think specific. Like, ‘Characters from 90s Sitcoms’. Or ‘Famous Historical Figures Who Died Tragically’. The latter might be a bit dark. Let’s stick to sitcoms.
The key is to make it about the groom. What does he love? Even if it’s obscure.
Food glorious food: Fueling the Fun
You can’t survive on beer alone. Although some try.
Let’s elevate the stag grub. Forget greasy fry-ups. Think a gourmet BBQ. Or perhaps a private chef experience. Your wallet might weep, but your taste buds will sing.
For a more hands-on approach, consider a cooking class. Learn to make a killer curry. Or perfect the art of the pizza. Then, of course, eat your creations.
And if you’re really going for it, book a Michelin-starred restaurant. Just try not to spill anything on the tablecloth. It’s generally frowned upon.
Chill Out: Because Even Stags Need Downtime
Not everyone wants to be on the go 24/7. Sometimes, you just need to recharge.
A spa day might sound un-stag-like. But imagine a deep tissue massage after a night of questionable decisions. Bliss.
Or how about a comedy club? A good laugh is always a winner. Plus, it’s a chance to sit down for a bit.
We also love the idea of a relaxed games night. Think poker, cards, or even a bit of charades. Low stakes, high laughs.
The Logistics: Keeping It Smooth
Planning is everything. And it’s often the least fun part.
Budget is king. Be realistic. And get everyone to chip in upfront. No one likes chasing payments.
Accommodation is key. Whether it’s a quirky Airbnb or a swanky hotel, book it early. Especially if it’s a popular destination.
And remember transport. Taxis, trains, planes. Make sure everyone knows how they’re getting around. And how much it’s costing them.
Finally, communication. A group chat is your best friend. Keep everyone in the loop. And be prepared for the inevitable ‘where are we meeting?’ questions.
A Final Word of Warning
Remember, the goal is to celebrate the groom. Not to get him arrested. Or lost. Or to end up in a spontaneous marriage to a stripper. Although, that would make for a good story.
So, plan wisely. Laugh heartily. And make it a stag do to remember. Or to at least have some blurry photos of.