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Okay, let's just get this out of the way. Mario Bros. Mario Bros. Mario Bros. Mario Bros. Yes, you read that right. We're talking about the endless, the iconic, the frankly, sometimes overwhelming, world of everyone's favorite plucky plumber. And I have a confession. A slightly wild, potentially unpopular opinion that I'm about to share with you. Brace yourselves.
My brain, much like a shy Goomba encountering a bouncing Mario, tends to freeze up when it comes to remembering all the different Mario games. Seriously. There are so many. It's like trying to count stars on a clear night, but instead of celestial bodies, it's just a parade of red hats, blue overalls, and mushrooms. Big ones, small ones, ones that make you grow, ones that make you… well, just stay the same size, but look a bit sillier.
Sometimes, I think I've played them all. Then, someone mentions a new one, or an old one I’d completely forgotten about, and my mental mushroom count resets to zero. It’s a beautiful, chaotic disaster.
Think about it. We’ve got the original Super Mario Bros., a classic. Then Super Mario Bros. 2, the one with the vegetables. And Super Mario Bros. 3, which felt like a giant leap forward with all those fantastic power-ups. Then, oh boy, then things really started to branch out. Super Mario World on the Super Nintendo was pure magic. Yoshi! Need I say more? Yoshi was the best sidekick anyone could ask for. He could flutter jump, eat enemies, and even spit them out. Absolute legend.
But then came the 3D revolution. Super Mario 64. This game blew my mind. Suddenly, Mario could run, jump, and explore in all directions. It was like stepping into a whole new dimension. And don't even get me started on Super Mario Sunshine. FLUDD! That water-spraying backpack was… unique. Some loved it, some… well, let’s just say it wasn’t everyone’s favorite plumbing accessory. But it was different! And that’s something, right?
And the 2D ones kept coming back, didn't they? New Super Mario Bros., New Super Mario Bros. Wii, New Super Mario Bros. U. They’re like comfort food for the gaming soul. Familiar, reliable, and always a good time. You know what you’re going to get: jumping, stomping, and the satisfying ding of collecting coins. Pure, unadulterated joy. And sometimes, a little bit of frustration when a Boo gets you just as you’re about to reach the flagpole. We’ve all been there, haven't we?
Then there are the spin-offs. Oh, the spin-offs. Mario Kart. We all know and love Mario Kart. Who hasn’t hurled a blue shell in frustration or reveled in the sweet victory of a well-timed banana peel? And Mario Party! Hours of friendship-testing fun. Remember those mini-games? The ones where you had to mash buttons like your life depended on it? My thumbs still ache just thinking about it.
And the sports games! Mario Tennis, Mario Golf, Mario Strikers. Who knew Mario was such a versatile athlete? He’s not just a plumber; he’s a champion in every sport imaginable. I sometimes wonder if he ever sleeps. Or if he’s just constantly leaping from one sporting arena to another, fueled by an endless supply of Super Mushrooms.
And we can't forget the adventure games. Super Mario RPG, Paper Mario, Mario & Luigi series. These games took us on epic journeys, introduced us to quirky characters, and sometimes, even had surprisingly deep stories. Who would have thought a game about jumping could have so much heart?
But back to my confession. The sheer volume of Mario games is… a lot. It's like a giant, endless buffet of red and blue. And while I adore the little guy, and his adventures have been a constant companion for many of us, sometimes I feel like I need a flowchart to keep track of which game is which. Did I play the one with the ice flowers? Or was that a different ice flower? Was it on the NES, SNES, N64, GameCube, Wii, Wii U, or the Switch? My memory banks are officially overloaded with Mario Bros. Mario Bros. Mario Bros. Mario Bros.
It’s a testament to how much we love these games, though, isn't it? Nintendo has created a universe that keeps expanding, keeps evolving, and keeps us coming back for more. Even if I occasionally get lost in the labyrinth of Mario titles, I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Because at the end of the day, whether it’s stomping on a Goomba or drifting around a rainbow road, the feeling is the same: pure, unadulterated fun. And that’s the real magic of Mario Bros. Mario Bros. Mario Bros. Mario Bros. It’s more than just a game; it’s a feeling. A feeling that makes you want to jump, collect coins, and maybe, just maybe, save a princess. Or at least try to remember which one you’re saving and from whom.