20 Punny Instagram Captions For National Pie Day

Hey you! So, guess what day it is? Yep, it's National Pie Day! And if you're anything like me, this is basically the best holiday ever invented. Seriously, who needs presents when you have… well, pie?
I’m already picturing it: a warm, flaky crust, maybe a swirl of whipped cream, and that perfect filling. Mmm. Are you drooling yet? I know I am.
But okay, let’s be real. We can’t just eat pie and not show it off, right? Instagram is practically begging for some pie pics. And what’s an amazing pie pic without an equally amazing caption? That’s where I come in!
I've been brainstorming (mostly while staring wistfully at my own pie, if I’m being honest) and I’ve come up with some super punny captions for your National Pie Day feast. Get ready to get your feed all deliciously cheesy… or fruity… or chocolatey. Whatever floats your pie boat!
Let's Get This Pie Party Started!
First up, we need some general pie-love captions. You know, the ones that scream, "I’m celebrating and you should too!"
How about this gem: "Life is what you bake it. Happy National Pie Day!" Simple, sweet, and to the point. Plus, who doesn't love a good baking pun?
Or maybe you're feeling a little more philosophical? Try: "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy pie, and that's pretty close. #NationalPieDay"
And for when you're really diving in: "I'm not drooling, you're drooling. Okay, maybe I am a little. #PieObsessed"
Here's a classic for you: "Feeling crusty? Have some pie! It’s the cure for everything, probably."
Or, if you’re feeling bold: "I’m here for the pie. And by ‘pie,’ I mean… well, pie. Obviously."
Let’s get a little cheesy (pun intended!): "This is my sweet escape. Happy National Pie Day!"
And for the ultimate dedication: "I followed my heart, and it led me to pie. Can’t complain about that decision."
Here’s a silly one: "My therapist told me to embrace my cravings. So I did. #PieGoals"

Thinking about all those amazing layers? "It’s a layered relationship. And I’m in love. #PieLove"
And a little something about making memories: "Making spirits bright, one slice at a time. Happy National Pie Day!"
Fruity Funnies for Your Fruit Pies!
Got an apple, cherry, or berry pie situation going on? These are for you!
For the apple pie lovers: "You can’t be too apple-hensive about pie. It’s delicious! #ApplePiePerfection"
Or, if you’re feeling a bit more dramatic: "I’m not going to say I’m obsessed with apple pie, but I will say it’s the apple of my eye. 😉"
Cherry pie vibes: "This cherry pie is the pits… of deliciousness! Get it?"
Or a simpler cherry ode: "Life is better with cherries on top. Especially in a pie. #CherryOnTop"
For any berry pie: "Berry good to be celebrating National Pie Day! Are you berry excited too?"
Or a more general berry pun: "I’m not kitten around, this berry pie is amazing. Okay, wrong animal, but you get it!"
And if you’re feeling a bit cheeky with your berries: "Feeling blue-berry amazing about this pie. Ha!"

Let’s get a little creative with the fruit theme: "Don’t be a tart! Have some pie. Especially if it’s fruity."
Or about that perfectly baked fruit: "It’s the little things that make life sweet. Like perfectly cooked fruit in a pie."
And a slightly sweeter approach: "This pie is the fruit of my labor. And it was totally worth it."
Creamy, Dreamy, Chocolatey Captions!
Now, let’s talk about the decadent ones. For all you chocolate, cream, and custard enthusiasts out there!
Chocolate pie perfection: "I’m not saying I need chocolate pie, but I’m also not not saying it. #ChocolateLoversDream"
Or a bit more direct: "This is my kind of therapy. Warning: may cause extreme happiness. #ChocolatePiePlease"
For a creamy dream: "Feeling pretty custard-y about my life choices today. Especially this one. 🤤"
Or a simpler creamy thought: "This pie is so good, it’s un-cream-lievable!"
For all you cheesecake lovers (yes, it counts!): "I like big cheesecakes and I cannot lie. Happy National Pie Day!"
Or a more heartfelt cheesecake caption: "My heart belongs to pie. Especially this one. #CheesecakeHeaven"
And for the ultimate indulgence: "Some call it dessert, I call it a masterpiece. Especially when it’s this rich and creamy."

Let’s get a little silly with the rich theme: "Warning: may spontaneously combust from pure deliciousness. This pie is that good."
Or a playful take on decadence: "I’m on a strict diet. It’s called ‘eating pie.’ And it’s working wonders for my soul."
And a final creamy thought: "This pie is pure bliss. And I’m not sharing. Just kidding… maybe."
Savory Surprises (Because Pie Isn't Just Sweet!)
Okay, okay, I know National Pie Day is often associated with sweet treats. But what about those glorious savory pies? Quiche, pot pie, shepherd’s pie – we see you!
For the savory pie enthusiasts: "Who says pie has to be sweet? This savory goodness is what dreams are made of. #SavoryPieLove"
Or a more direct appreciation: "Proof that pie can be dinner AND dessert. (Okay, maybe not dessert, but definitely dinner goals!)"
For a cozy pot pie: "This pot pie is the ultimate comfort food. It’s like a warm hug in a crust. #PotPiePerfection"
Or a slightly more dramatic pot pie caption: "I’m not quitting my day job, but I am considering becoming a professional pot pie eater. It’s a tough life."
For the humble shepherd’s pie: "Shepherd’s pie: the unsung hero of comfort food. And National Pie Day. Let’s hear it for the spuds!"
Or a more celebratory shepherd’s pie thought: "This shepherd’s pie is sheer perfection. Get it? Sheer? No? Okay, I’ll stick to eating it."

And for any savory pie lover: "Don’t be pie-sh! Embrace the savory side of life. It’s delicious!"
A little quiche love: "This quiche is egg-straordinary! And it’s the perfect savory treat for National Pie Day."
Or a more direct appreciation of its versatility: "From breakfast to dinner, this pie does it all. A true culinary chameleon!"
And a final savory shout-out: "Let’s hear it for the savory pies! They deserve all the love (and all the slices)."
Don't Forget the Call to Action!
Now that you’ve got a caption arsenal, don’t forget to engage! You can add questions to encourage comments. Like:
"What’s your favorite pie? Let me know in the comments!"
Or, "Are you team sweet or team savory pie today? Vote below!"
And, "What are you baking (or buying!) for National Pie Day? Spill the beans… or the filling!"
Remember to tag your favorite bakeries or pie shops too. Give them some love!
So there you have it! A whole bunch of punny, playful, and downright delicious captions to make your National Pie Day Instagram feed the envy of everyone. Go forth and get your pie on, you magnificent pie lovers!
And most importantly, enjoy every single bite! You’ve earned it. Happy National Pie Day, my friends!
